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Monday, December 1st, 2003
12:15 pm
Shawn.
Good Vibes as always at the Porto Rico Tea shop on Bleeker street in the New York City.I was wearing a yellow rose in my jacket breast pocket.The Beautiful woman with the wonderfull face of wisdom ,working behind the counter there smelled my yellow rose,her eyelids fluttered with light blue glossy make up as she did.
I ordered Green tea,no tea bag,loose baby.WE talked about tea leaf reading.Another girl working there joined in the conversation by asking "What is the science behind it?"I said ,It is in the Intuition ,The science is in the intuition.I tipped them a dollar and thanked them for the good vibes.Especially to the Beautiful woman with the wonderful face of innocent wisdom who smelled the yellow rose in my breast pocket.I later learned her name.Shawn....Shawn......SSSSHHHAAAWWWWWNNNNN.
12:05 pm
Crane's Ford
Woke up with sore ribs on one side.Late salad Chocolate and granola and Orange juice.
I thought About Erika and about how bad my teeth look.They are brown.I have no tooth paste ,only Path Mark brand Listerine Knock Off.There was an Antiques show in Crane's Ford I bought book there "Planet of the Apes"by Piere Boulle and "Plant of the Dreamers"which is an old novel about invaders from outer space that control peoples minds.
Someone there had a coin from from the Roman empire for 10$.They are from Westfeild and I think their store is called Western Retail."They found tens of thousands of them" the man said about the coin.
Saturday, October 25th, 2003
4:21 pm
Grandpappy
Grandpa's body was a rich brown color and gave off the smells of all he did and was;soil,tobacco,leather,sweat,and wine.He looked like a lanky root of some mighty weed,wrenched from deep in the Earth,and,because he was always digging in the garden,he seemed to be looking for a new place to plant himself.
Saturday, September 27th, 2003
6:50 am
Interveiw with Miranda Smith
What Is Your Name :MIRANDA
How old are you{Miranda holds up her hand and says this old,i don't know how to count"I can count up to one"ONE"!
What comes after one?"Two,two comes after one!
Mirand points to the key board and says one is there amnd two is there ,She sees me typeing and says I want to try it.
What are you wearing"Umm A dress,If I was;nt wearing a dress I would be naked.Guess what we have ?What? I said.."Snowy cards...Do you want to smell them?
Oh Smelly cards? I thought you said "Snowy cards"MIRANDA "This one smells like a fart.But theres a picture of a strawberry;I know,The milk shake smells good.
Sunday, August 17th, 2003
2:32 pm
Party
Susie Kaleidoscope was'nt there.Sheis in Hawaiai.She missed the black out in her New York City.
I heard that James "Phoaming Edison"Kavousi made an appearance,I missed him!I'll have to call him,He probably just left a suddsy trail of casual majic and split, all I saw was the sudds,He came and went.
Fork was bartending.I love Fork.I told her that as I hugged her g'bye ...She calls me sweetheart.Her Tatoo on her right shoulder blade says "Here To Go" And It referrs to the fact that the Earth{always capitolise the name Earth}Started spinning at some point.Before It even took on a spherical shape it did not spin...But why are we here?
We are "Here To Go"
Bniblet would have liked this party,,,,I should have called him.
Thursday, July 17th, 2003
7:57 pm
Freely in Wheeled and Waved I as "Hi" Said Girl Young A
A young girl said 'Hi" as I waved and wheeled in freely.
7:37 pm
Stolen Chocolate
I got very confused in that fancy store.
Confused about where to go to pay for the chocolate.
So many foreign brands of CHOCOLATE!!!
Some of them were on the shelves not even wrapped ,just bars of break off -able little bricks ,like chunks of brown gold,naked.
They had buttery chocolate chip cookies,I want them!I know I'm hypoglycemic but Fuck it! for now,I want them!
I left the store with a bag of goods and did not realise that I did'nt pay for them until I was already out side.
I got confused about where to pay for them.
Out side is a marble hallway/mallway.
I start riding on my bike ,but not for home,i ride toward another door back INTO the mall.
I saw someone on a cell phone ,I presume he was calling the cops.
Calling the cops on me,the Shoplifter.
Once inside with my bike I approuched a desk,within the marble walls of the hallway mallway. There were two guys at the desk,one dressed as Santa Claus.
"Where is that store they sell chocolate and food?" I asked,because I wanted to turn myself in!I did'nt want any trouble.
I'm guessing the name of the store "Loman's"...Lorains"...?
Santa is on the phone he says.."It's right over there"..Thank you I said and walked over to it with my bike.
7:28 pm
With ........
With My Grandmother Kiernan around and recently dead no evil spirit can touch me!
I am upstairs at her house,I am living there.I wonder when the last time I spoke to her on the phone was.
I'm turning on light switches,North, East ,West ,South,the lamps are aaranged thusly.
I am always curious about how the goasts see me,from what dirction,I am awaer of them.
I only smoke in the bacement.
The bathroom light is on.
An old black dial phone is on the dining room floor.
Friday, April 11th, 2003
3:48 pm
Barely a Haiku.
Lizards in my veins.
Swimming together,they are packed tight and clawless and snakey.
The lizards in my veins shoot fastly through my system with no destination.In to my Psyche.
3:43 pm
Barely a Haiku.
Lizards in my veins.
Smooth and snakey they are without legs or nails or claws.
Swimming together in harmony like me,and my African princess,so young,and fertile!
Lizardz.
Tuesday, March 25th, 2003
1:46 pm
Thommies Tyrantial Tyrade.
I want yogurt.
I want the truth about why the u.s. military is invading Iraq.I want to know why money that was meant to be spent rebuilding Afghanistan is being used to install a pipeline to transport crude oil from Afghanistan to Iraq now that the U.S.A will occupy that country that it claims it is liberating from a tyrant.I want yogurt and I want chocolate chip cookies and green tea with honey and I want the TRUTH!
1:39 pm
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Friday, March 14th, 2003
2:49 am
How to steal wallets!
Mrs.Soweberry(spoken)
"Right then Oliver,You're bed's underneath the counter.You don't mind sleeping amung coffins I supose?It don't matter wheather you do or you don't cause you can't slleep no where else!
Oliver Twist(sung)
Whe-e-ee-ere is looooove?
Does it faa a all from skys above?Is it underneath the willow tree that I've been dreaming of?
Whe e e ere is she?Who I clo O O se my eyes to see? Will I ever know the sweet hello that's only meant for me?
Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
1:37 pm
nuthin'
I was on my cycle(sick'L)and as Idrove my cycle with thoughts falling out of my head aimlessly like rotten meat,I saw an the icey corner shooting off from a bank of snow.I tryed to crunch it with my frount tire ,I should'nt have done this with out thinking at that speed.
I'm alright!I crashed and was unhurt.But there at my crash site by that bank of snow,I saw a parked van with two bumper stickers one said"Real men love jesus"and the other"my Teacher is in Heaven this is just my car"okay It probably said "My treasure",but I can't read.
Saturday, March 8th, 2003
2:11 pm
Purple Watermellon album(the)
Blowing all our youthful energy on throwing expensive food at ducks.
Throwing all our ducks blowing on expensive energy at youthful food.
Friday, February 21st, 2003
5:06 pm
Fratermellon.
I've never had a dream about ants.
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003
5:06 pm
Animal and Rock ,Sexy.
The buddah had just made love to a large warm stone.above,
A giant seagull glided in rugged grace.
The Buddah wanted to make love to the seagull too...
"Too High"he said and then bedded contently into the sand under the sun to sleep.
Thursday, February 13th, 2003
6:00 am
Turn of head
Dog of news.

a heavy head is howling ,wimpers and whailing.

forget the media,and jump out of those shackles ol' pup!

light as a feather thru the dark forest,and off to take tea we go!
Tuesday, February 11th, 2003
4:33 am
Skywalker.
In the black drift of snow.

Kneels Mother of no one and prays.
Against the wind falls asleep.

like a Jack O lanturn,whom's flame dies out not ever.
Oh,Skywalker.
Friday, January 31st, 2003
4:19 pm
I get cold feat.
Bought gloves from Everything 99 cents store.

They are white kitchen gloves ,palms and finger frounts have little rubber dots for holding frying pans and other"kitchen Idems".

My feat get realy cold.My TV is in the bacement,and I usualy fill up a plastic bag of HOT water to and use it like one would a hot water bottle ,but on my feat.

Today I bought a cheap Hairdryer!Only I can asure you I won;t be using it on my hair.
Another good way to releive cold feat is fill them plastic trash bags full of water and then{make sure they;re dry (on the out side)}put them in your boots and leave them there for a while,5 minutes or so!

Ahhhh,warm boots!
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